Eastwood Lines

Overheard
"What if I tell you... I'm Superman."
I caught this from a guy walking with a girl, probably an officemate. Wish I caught the girl's reaction. Wait, I don't.

Again overheard.
"Hypothalamus!!" "HAHAHHAHA" *More unintelligible gibberish in gay call center slang*
Haaay, Potaina nyo.

Sa Jeep, palabas ng Eastwood.
Girl A: Do you have change sa 500 box?
Girl B: Huh?
Girl A: Change sa 500 box?
Girl B: Wala eh.
Sino ba naman ang me palit sa limangdaang kahon?! Pesos na lang kasi. Baks ka pa ng baks eh.

Sa Tapsi ni Pasing™
Me: Miss isang baconsilog. Malasado yung itlog.
Ale: Ser, scrambled yung egg?
Me: Errr..


*NEW*

Elevator going up.
--ding--
Person inside: Up!
Person outside: Down?
Person inside: Up pa.
Person outside: (to companion) Tara! down.
Sowsmaryosep... Merong slow mag-pickup. At merong wala talaga.