Monday, May 23, 2005

on Force Fever

My, my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

Everybody knows Anakin becomes Darth Vader. Everybody knows Palpatine is actually Darth Sidious. Everybody knows Padme dies of child birth. And yet, everybody's just aching to see Starwars Episode III Revenge of the Sith.

Some Revenge of the Sith comments overheard:
Trivia Gurl:Alam mo kung sino magiging bad sa Episode III?
Girl Unaware: Sino *excited*?
Trivia Gurl: Si Anakin?
Girl Unaware: Talaga bakit?
Trivia Gurl: Kasi di ba nung Episode 2, may hint na magiging bad sya nung pinatay nya yung people dun sa may mom nya?

--Ugh! So back in the Phantom Menace, you didn't know that podracer kid was actually Darth Vader?

Storyteller: Uy Starwars III na! Manonood ako!
Tao: Di ko napanood yung II eh.
Storyteller: Bakit naman.
Tao: Na-miss ko. Ano ba ang nangyari?
Storyteller: *isip malalim* Nung II kasi, ano... pinatay ni Anakin si Darth Maul.

--Hindi mo rin pala napanood eh. Or tanga ka lang.

Revenge of the Sith Whatifs: (spoiler alert)
The scene where Sidious tells Vader something about learning to use the Force to save Padme:
Anakin: What the fuck? You mean you didn't know?
Sidious: Well... err. I told you there was once a Sith who can do it.
Anakin: You friggin liar!!
*Anakin slices Sidious' head off*
Darth Vader first appearance scene:
Sidious: Rise Darth Vader...
Vader: *looks at his getup, notices panel on his chest* What the fuck? (in breathy, metallic voice) Unlimited technology from the ends of the universe and you put a panel with three buttons on my chest? What the hell do you think I am a microwave?!
Sidious: It's better than this loose pale skin, if you ask me.

*Vader throws Sidious out into the emptiness of space*

Senator Organa adopts Leia Skywalker:
Luke: Hey! What is this? My sister gets to be a princess and I'm a farm boy?! In Tatooine?!

Order 66:
Sidious: *in his raspy voice* Exzzeecute Orderr Siixxzztyy zzziiixx.
StormTrooper: Say that again?!
Sidious: Exzzeecute Orderr Siixxzztyy zzziiixx!!!
StormTrooper: Too much static...
Sidious: Exe-cute-ORDER-SIX-TY-SIX! you buffoon!

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